Climate Campaigner Gifts

People dine in a restaurant during COVID next to lots of rubbish.

UN COP and IPCC Code Red

"I'm not missing the school strike for climate, Dad. There's no strike during the summer holidays!"

"Yeah, there used to be a pond there."

Creature with Extinction Rebellion placard

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Polluted geese

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

The interested bystanders.

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"I love you too, big guy."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Global Warmer 2000.

Trump leaving

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Just Stop Boil

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Insect extinction

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

Food waste with recycling symbol

Giant Snowflake.

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

The melting polar ice caps

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."