Cool Climate Campaigner Gifts

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Polluted geese

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

The interested bystanders.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"I love you too, big guy."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

Trump leaving

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Insect extinction

Food waste with recycling symbol

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

Giant Snowflake.

The melting polar ice caps

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Climate Change

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

Fish want out of polluted river.

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"