Chilly Climate Crusader Gifts

Warm Gloves

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Polluted geese

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

The interested bystanders.

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Global Warmer 2000.

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Just Stop Boil

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Insect extinction

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

There is No Planet C

Food waste with recycling symbol

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Earth stove

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

"I think we have run out of time..."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!