Cold Climate Sympathizer Gifts

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I hate this time of year."

Global Warming.

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

'California: Here I come!'

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

igloo smoking zone...

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

"Sure, the Antarctic waters are great feeding grounds, but can we try tropical waters next time?"

How to save the Planet...

"There go the summer people, thank God."

'That's easy for you to say, you like cold weather.'

"The news is getting more perplexing by the minute, but what can you do?!"