Cold Sufferer Sympathizer Gifts

"It's a common cold, Brian, it hardly warrants the googling of 'Assisted suicide' sites."

"I hate this time of year."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

"And where exactly is Timbuktu?"

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

'Another tall, cold one?'

Sneeze Police

Foot in ice cube.

'I can really empathise with the basketball hoop.'

With a high temperature and sore throat Terry felt like he was at deaths door.

'I can't stand much more global warming.'

"Oh no! The computer is freezing again!"

'Try this blue stuff - I've found that blue stuff works good on colds.'

"I can deal with the cold, but the fear that this might not be the answer to all my problems is beginning to get to me."

"Bummer. I've never heard of a pixie who's allergic to his own dust."

Frozen Fish

"I hope there's a special place in hell for him."

It has been 103 innings since I last played.

'I'm sorry but we can't trade your soul for a cure for the common cold. We don't have a cure for the common cold either.'

'Needs salt.'

Wintertime Barometer.

'Didn't I tell you to be home by half-past April?'

Man flu.

February

'I swear, if one more person says, 'Cold enough for ya?' I'm gonna chip off a snot-sicle and stab their eyes with it.'

"I can't believe I got sick on my preplanned sick day."