Sick Day Sympathizer Gifts

With a high temperature and sore throat Terry felt like he was at deaths door.

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

'Another sick note from your employer !'

"He's never had a day off work through illness. He always stretches it to a week!"

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

Jenkins won't be here today. He just called in healthy.

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

'Have you heard of the Phrase,'Survival of the fittest'?' 'Uh-ho!'

'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'

"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

"I've lost my voice. Is it contagious?"

"I forgot to call in dead."

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

'Has there ever been such a sickly group of rugged individualists.'

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

'I'm sorry, Mr. Harris is not here. In fact nobody's here. I think it's a staff infection!'

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

'No, you don't have fever. You have to go to school.'

Go home and take your cold with you.

'Take ten days off work.'

"Walt won't be at work today - he's flipped on his back!"

"It's your work. Are you still sick or what?"

'Mr. Breeding won't be in today - so you people at the office have fun.'

'If I work at home and I'm sick, do I have to go to the office?'

"It's not the flu. I got a very bad case of tired blood."

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with some kind of bug.'

'The good news is that we're going to name the disease after you.'

'Don't take this personally, Walter, but go home!'