Sick Day Sympathizer Gifts

With a high temperature and sore throat Terry felt like he was at deaths door.

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

'Another sick note from your employer !'

"He's never had a day off work through illness. He always stretches it to a week!"

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'

'Have you heard of the Phrase,'Survival of the fittest'?' 'Uh-ho!'

"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

"I've lost my voice. Is it contagious?"

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

"I forgot to call in dead."

'I'm sorry, Mr. Harris is not here. In fact nobody's here. I think it's a staff infection!'

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

'Has there ever been such a sickly group of rugged individualists.'

Go home and take your cold with you.

'No, you don't have fever. You have to go to school.'

"Walt won't be at work today - he's flipped on his back!"

"It's your work. Are you still sick or what?"

'Take ten days off work.'

'If I work at home and I'm sick, do I have to go to the office?'

'Mr. Breeding won't be in today - so you people at the office have fun.'

"It's not the flu. I got a very bad case of tired blood."

'The good news is that we're going to name the disease after you.'

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with some kind of bug.'

'Don't take this personally, Walter, but go home!'

"How am I supposed to enjoy being home sick if you keep bringing me my homework?"