Sick Day Gifts

'I shan't be in today - I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with some kind of bug.'

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

'Don't take this personally, Walter, but go home!'

"I wont be in, I'm in bed with a nasty bug."

Computer virus keeps employee home in bed.

'Should I tell your boss you won't be in today?'

'I'm sorry, Mr. Harris is not here. In fact nobody's here. I think it's a staff infection!'

'Take ten days off work.'

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

"Walt won't be at work today - he's flipped on his back!"

"Yeah, I can't make it in today. I've some kind of weird red rash all over my body."

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"You're not going to work. You look like life warmed up."

'It's just a sniffle.'

"It's your work. Are you still sick or what?"

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

"He's laid up with a bad case of inertia."

'If I let you go home early because you think you're dying everybody will want to go home early because they think they're dying!'

"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."

'Mr. Breeding won't be in today - so you people at the office have fun.'

'Matuzak won't be in today - He was using his palm top and fell out of the tree.'

"Have you tried lying around watching crappy TV?"

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

'Another sick note from your employer !'

"He's never had a day off work through illness. He always stretches it to a week!"

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

"It's a 'Get well or else!' card from your boss."

'Have you heard of the Phrase,'Survival of the fittest'?' 'Uh-ho!'

'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'