Go home and take your cold with you.
Sick Day Storyteller Gifts
Looking for a gift for the storyteller who turns even sickness into a story worth telling? Our collection captures their creative spirit with humorous and heartfelt designs. Whether they’re lounging on the couch or resting in bed, these fun and thoughtful items celebrate their storytelling flair. Add a touch of humor and personality to their sick days with gifts that speak to their love of sharing stories and making every moment memorable.
"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."
"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."
"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."
"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"
'Another sick note from your employer !'
"He's never had a day off work through illness. He always stretches it to a week!"
'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'
"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"
Jenkins won't be here today. He just called in healthy.
'Have you heard of the Phrase,'Survival of the fittest'?' 'Uh-ho!'
'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'
'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'
"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."
"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."
"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."
"I've lost my voice. Is it contagious?"
"I forgot to call in dead."
I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!
'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'
'I'm sorry, Mr. Harris is not here. In fact nobody's here. I think it's a staff infection!'
'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'
"I would have made the gore sickening in a different way."
Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.
'No, you don't have fever. You have to go to school.'
'Take ten days off work.'
"Walt won't be at work today - he's flipped on his back!"
"It's your work. Are you still sick or what?"
"It's not the flu. I got a very bad case of tired blood."
'Mr. Breeding won't be in today - so you people at the office have fun.'
'If I work at home and I'm sick, do I have to go to the office?'
'...And then, on my way to get a second opinion....'
'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with some kind of bug.'
'The good news is that we're going to name the disease after you.'
'Don't take this personally, Walter, but go home!'
Sick Day Storyteller Gifts Collection
Sick Day Storyteller Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate storytellers. Find the perfect humorous or heartfelt design to brighten their sick days.
Sick Day Storyteller Pillows
Add some personality to their space with pillows designed for storytellers—comfortable, fun, and full of character.
Sick Day Storyteller Prints
Decorate their walls with prints that tell a story. Find inspiring and humorous artwork that complements their creative personality.
Sick Day Storyteller T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that showcase their creative flair. Perfect for casual comfort and making a statement about their love for storytelling.