Sick Day Survivor Gifts

'The good news is that we're going to name the disease after you.'

Drugstore signs - 'really gross stuff...'

'Wow: The new man who's filling in for you is the best worker I've EVER seen...'

"I don't have a doctor's excuse for my absence, but here's a note from my cable company."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

'Another sick note from your employer !'

"He's never had a day off work through illness. He always stretches it to a week!"

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

'I discovered just as much work gets done when you're not there.'

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'

'Have you heard of the Phrase,'Survival of the fittest'?' 'Uh-ho!'

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."

"I've lost my voice. Is it contagious?"

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

'I'm sorry, Mr. Harris is not here. In fact nobody's here. I think it's a staff infection!'

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..."

"I forgot to call in dead."

'No, you don't have fever. You have to go to school.'

Go home and take your cold with you.

"Walt won't be at work today - he's flipped on his back!"

'If I work at home and I'm sick, do I have to go to the office?'

"It's your work. Are you still sick or what?"

"It's not the flu. I got a very bad case of tired blood."

'Take ten days off work.'