Sickness Survivor Gifts

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

2021

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Social distancing

Be Healthy

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Let's consider an early dive."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

I should probably get out more.

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Gary turns 40.

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

"I could get used to working remotely."

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

"With everyone returning to the office we've had to introduce some new protocols."

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

Covid and Restarting School

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'Time for your pills.'

Unicorn Working From Home