Covid Survivor Gifts

Pandemic Haircut

"But I'm a key worker."

Catch 72

"I don't remember a thing about going back to the pubs."

Be my Valentine when all this is over

MD. Online cooking tutorials and too much time on my hands is a dangerous combination.

Exercising in Confinement

"It's bad! They said I have "2020" vision"

When I said bring protection, I meant a mask.

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

Bored With Corona

"Does anyone know where I can find the link to get vaccinated on line?"

2021

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Let's consider an early dive."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

"I could get used to working remotely."

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"With everyone returning to the office we've had to introduce some new protocols."

Nonsense Poem

Sheltering in place.

Unicorn Working From Home

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Covid and Restarting School

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."