Covid-19 Survivors Gifts

"Hey wait a second! Aren't we standing too close together?"

"You're in luck. . . I have a spare."

2021

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Let's consider an early dive."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

"I could get used to working remotely."

Sheltering in place.

Covid and Restarting School

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

Nonsense Poem

"With everyone returning to the office we've had to introduce some new protocols."

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

Unicorn Working From Home

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

COVID Devotion

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.