Survivors Of 2020 Gifts

Each fish represents a year getting progressively aggressive and terrible.

2021

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Let's consider an early dive."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

"I could get used to working remotely."

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Nonsense Poem

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

Unicorn Working From Home

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Sheltering in place.

Covid and Restarting School

"With everyone returning to the office we've had to introduce some new protocols."

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

COVID Devotion

Keeping occupied in lockdown

Don't have a hot flush....