Sickness Recovery Gifts

'I discovered just as much work gets done when you're not there.'

Its from Johnson, the Office Sneak, and it says, 'Get Well Slowly'.

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Social distancing

Be Healthy

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

Vlad the Inhaler

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Cardiac Recovery.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Let's consider an early dive."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

I should probably get out more.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

Saline Drip Sommelier.

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

Mimi's final scene

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Unicorn Working From Home