Recovery From Illness Gifts

"I can cure your back problem, but there's a risk that you'll be left with nothing to talk about."

Gallstone patient sees sign - 'this too shall pass.'

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

"Bad news - you're alive, so you have to go back down."

Covid Vaccine: May cause soreness at injection site and induce heavy sighs of long-awaited relief.

Elderly lady about elderly man: 'We met in ICU. We had a rheumatic encounter.'

'Could I have a doggie bag?'

'I'd like to be fed intravenously. I've heard about your hospital food!'

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

Cards: Get Well, Cover Your Mouth When You Sneeze.

Hospital.

Cardiac Recovery Unit (surprise party waiting around corner.)

'I don't think I've ever received a make me well card.'

'I think that we can safely assume Mr Jones is on the mend, Matron.'

"I never thought I'd be saying this, but I'd like some hospital food."

'It's going to take me ten hours to read your care instructions and your insurance only covers an hour of care.'

Coma for twenty years

"Dad's always been a fighter..."

'The good news is, we were able to save your leg'.

"The good news is our insurance offers a lot more coverage than this terrible hospital gown!"

Optimism is extremely contagious.

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'How long will it be until he can sit up and take the criticism?'

Vaccination

"Let the healing begin!"

Cardiac Recovery Unit - Surprise Party.

"You've finally moved your bowels, Mr. Frankenstein!"

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

Say it with Flowers: Get well.

'If I knew it would mean all these hospital appointments, I'd never have got old!'

Man directs the Grim Reaper to a bowl of apples for peeling.

Fighting Ebola

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Planet Earth using a mask to avoid contain because of virus

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.