Recovery From Illness Gifts

"I can cure your back problem, but there's a risk that you'll be left with nothing to talk about."

Gallstone patient sees sign - 'this too shall pass.'

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

"Bad news - you're alive, so you have to go back down."

Covid Vaccine: May cause soreness at injection site and induce heavy sighs of long-awaited relief.

Cards: Get Well, Cover Your Mouth When You Sneeze.

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

Elderly lady about elderly man: 'We met in ICU. We had a rheumatic encounter.'

'Could I have a doggie bag?'

'I'd like to be fed intravenously. I've heard about your hospital food!'

Hospital.

'I don't think I've ever received a make me well card.'

'I think that we can safely assume Mr Jones is on the mend, Matron.'

'It's going to take me ten hours to read your care instructions and your insurance only covers an hour of care.'

Cardiac Recovery Unit (surprise party waiting around corner.)

"I never thought I'd be saying this, but I'd like some hospital food."

"Let the healing begin!"

Say it with Flowers: Get well.

Coma for twenty years

'How long will it be until he can sit up and take the criticism?'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'The good news is, we were able to save your leg'.

'How about a little smile for me. You've outlived my prediction!'

Cardiac Recovery Unit - Surprise Party.

Optimism is extremely contagious.

"The good news is our insurance offers a lot more coverage than this terrible hospital gown!"

"You've finally moved your bowels, Mr. Frankenstein!"

Vaccination

As soon as we find as place to put this outdated medical equipment, you should be feeling better."

Community Hospital: Got Well

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

"He's in quarantine for fourteen days."

Vaccine Spring

"I guess I'm lucky to be here. I had a stroke on the 18th green and then a mulligan in the ambulance."

Man cold medicine.