Recovering From Illness Gifts

'I would have been here sooner if not for a wonderful caring nurse in the hospital.'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

Men's Health Screenings.

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

"Oh, don't mind me..I'm a little early. Just go about your business...pretend I'm not here.

Dear Medication, how are you? I'm feeling much better thanks to you?/ Finally she began responding to treatment.

"You appear to have caught that bug that's been going around my waiting room."

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

'I appreciate you explaining it to me in terms I can understand, especially the part about Mister Stomach and the food choo-choo.'

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

"In order to get through this, I've had to find an inner strength that I never knew I had in the medicine cabinet."

Cold quarantine.

'I'm sorry to wake you, Mr. Jennings, but it's time for your sleeping pills.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

Coronavirus – Keep Calm and Carry on

"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."

Hospital Checkout: Have a Guardedly Optimistic Day.

"...and this is your way of self-isolating?"

'The board voted 8-2 to wish you a speedy recovery.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"I have an enormous favor to ask you."

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

Stocks are going up as is the chart at the end of the man's bed.

It might be best all round Privitt if you took a month off.'

'With only one sick day left, your boss wishes you a speedy recovery.'

'You'll be fine. Take two aspirin and call, fax, text or email me in the morning.'

'It's not a rash. I often see this in couch potatoes. You're growing eyes.'

"So, I'm going to live but my stocks are on life support?"

Get-Well Cards For Moods

"Other than the constant looming threat of danger, it's a beautiful day."

"It appears that you're going to be missing out on tomorrow's anti-vaccination rally..."

"I knew she'd pull through. She's a real fighter."

Staycation

Measles,

Child and nurse in children's hospital