Recovering From Illness Mugs

'I would have been here sooner if not for a wonderful caring nurse in the hospital.'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

Men's Health Screenings.

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

"I find wearing a mask helps."

"Oh, don't mind me..I'm a little early. Just go about your business...pretend I'm not here.

Urology - Dr Nutcracker.

Dear Medication, how are you? I'm feeling much better thanks to you?/ Finally she began responding to treatment.

"You appear to have caught that bug that's been going around my waiting room."

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

'I appreciate you explaining it to me in terms I can understand, especially the part about Mister Stomach and the food choo-choo.'

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

"In order to get through this, I've had to find an inner strength that I never knew I had in the medicine cabinet."

'I'm sorry to wake you, Mr. Jennings, but it's time for your sleeping pills.'

Cold quarantine.

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

Hospital Checkout: Have a Guardedly Optimistic Day.

"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."

Coronavirus – Keep Calm and Carry on

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"I have an enormous favor to ask you."

'It's not a rash. I often see this in couch potatoes. You're growing eyes.'

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

'You'll be fine. Take two aspirin and call, fax, text or email me in the morning.'

Stocks are going up as is the chart at the end of the man's bed.

"So, I'm going to live but my stocks are on life support?"

'With only one sick day left, your boss wishes you a speedy recovery.'

'The board voted 8-2 to wish you a speedy recovery.'

It might be best all round Privitt if you took a month off.'

"...and this is your way of self-isolating?"

'If that aquarium is supposed to help me relax, it's not really working.'

'When you said you would foot the bil for me, I had no idea...'

'...Or, in layman's terms, Ay caramba!'

"Other than the constant looming threat of danger, it's a beautiful day."

"As a flu precaution, the Seven Dwarfs are confining one of their own to bed..."