Illness Recovery Mugs

'Your father just needs the will to live-tell him you're ready to take over the family business.'

'I asked him how he was. His last words were, ‘I'm having the time of my life.' I think he was being sarcastic.'

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

'If she doesn't get well do I get a refund?'

"It's a 'Get well or else!' card from your boss."

Board meeting taking place at a hospital bed.

Cards: Get WellGet #!!X@!!

'The board voted 8-2 to wish you a speedy recovery.'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

'Please don't interupt-we've only got 45 minutes.'

"I didn't want you worrying about anything at home, so I brought you the bills."

'-and if you need anything just rub the lamp and Jeannie will come, O Master!'

'You've bought your wife a get-well card every day this month - isn't that awfully expensive?' 'Yeah, but it's still cheaper than sending her to the doctor.'

Pull Grandma's Plug...

'...And how are you managing without me at home?'

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

Mimi's final scene

"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..."

'Get well soon, sounds to me like thanks I don't want your money anymore!'

"We're going to beat this thing apart."

'If you need anything don't be afraid to sing out.'

Bear Hug

"Get Well" Cards. I'd likr a "Get Well" card for an English teacher. Do you have one that cajoles in the indicative rather than commands in the imperative?

Sadie's sick. Right. With laryngitis. Maybe something worse. She's got spots on her larynx. They did a biopsy. Oh no. She's in her 80s. She's planning for the worst. In case I die, I want you to know I don't like you. Just respect me.

Visitors around a sickbed

Get Well Soon

"We've been married thirty five years, Ted. Don't go all introspective on me now."

"His life was hanging by a thread, and then somebody fed him the bean burrito."

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

Hospital balloons.

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Spa