Recovered From Illness Mugs

"I saved your life from corona, you can go home now!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Social distancing

Be Healthy

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

Cardiac Recovery.

"Let's consider an early dive."

Vlad the Inhaler

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

I should probably get out more.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

Saline Drip Sommelier.

'Very funny!'

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

Mimi's final scene

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."