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'I discovered just as much work gets done when you're not there.'

Its from Johnson, the Office Sneak, and it says, 'Get Well Slowly'.

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

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"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Vlad the Inhaler

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Cardiac Recovery.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

I should probably get out more.

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

Saline Drip Sommelier.

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