Sick Day Supporter Gifts

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

A Golden Non-Retriever

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

'Another sick note from your employer !'

"He's never had a day off work through illness. He always stretches it to a week!"

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

'Have you heard of the Phrase,'Survival of the fittest'?' 'Uh-ho!'

'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."

"I've lost my voice. Is it contagious?"

'I'm sorry, Mr. Harris is not here. In fact nobody's here. I think it's a staff infection!'

"I forgot to call in dead."

'Has there ever been such a sickly group of rugged individualists.'

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

Go home and take your cold with you.

'No, you don't have fever. You have to go to school.'

'If I work at home and I'm sick, do I have to go to the office?'

"It's not the flu. I got a very bad case of tired blood."

'Mr. Breeding won't be in today - so you people at the office have fun.'

"It's your work. Are you still sick or what?"

"Walt won't be at work today - he's flipped on his back!"

'Take ten days off work.'

'The good news is that we're going to name the disease after you.'

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with some kind of bug.'

'Don't take this personally, Walter, but go home!'

"How am I supposed to enjoy being home sick if you keep bringing me my homework?"