"I don't care if you believe me...I have the flu!"
Sick Day Advocate Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for the chronic relaxer or self-care champion? Our 'Sick Day Advocate' range features witty and uplifting products that remind loved ones to prioritize their health and well-being. Whether they’re battling a cold or just need a break, these items add a dash of humor and comfort to their sick days.
"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."
Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job
Ultra-lazy sloth
Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...
"He's an indoor cat."
'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'
"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."
'What does L.B.W. mean?'
"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."
"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"
Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.
"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."
"He's never had a day off work through illness. He always stretches it to a week!"
'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'
"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."
Exercise vs Laxative.
Jenkins won't be here today. He just called in healthy.
"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"
'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'
'Have you heard of the Phrase,'Survival of the fittest'?' 'Uh-ho!'
Woman walking sausage dog.
"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."
"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."
"What's on the Bear Channel?"
"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."
'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'
"Still, a brisk walk can be just as effective."
"I've lost my voice. Is it contagious?"
'I'm sorry, Mr. Harris is not here. In fact nobody's here. I think it's a staff infection!'
"When good hamsters go bad."
Olympics Couch.
"Yeah, I'm just tired of the whole sunscreen thing."
"Tinkles where's Timmy?"
'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'
Sick Day Advocate Gifts Collection
Sick Day Advocate Mugs
Looking for more ways to encourage relaxation? Check out our collection of 'Sick Day Advocate' themed mugs to brighten any sick day with humor.
Sick Day Advocate Pillows
For those who love to lounge, our 'Sick Day Advocate' pillows add comfort and comedy to every sick day or lazy afternoon.
Sick Day Advocate Prints
Decorate your space with witty 'Sick Day Advocate' prints that inspire rest and recovery while adding a touch of humor.
Sick Day Advocate T-Shirts
Want to wear your self-care attitude? Browse our 'Sick Day Advocate' t-shirts and make a humorous statement about prioritizing health.