Sick Day Strategists Gifts

To be more convincing when he faked a sick day, Bill liked to actually feel lousy.

'While we realize it's difficult having a sick child at home, Mrs. Mote, we believe you sent Philip back a little soon.'

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

'Another sick note from your employer !'

"He's never had a day off work through illness. He always stretches it to a week!"

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

'Have you heard of the Phrase,'Survival of the fittest'?' 'Uh-ho!'

'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."

"I've lost my voice. Is it contagious?"

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

'Has there ever been such a sickly group of rugged individualists.'

'I'm sorry, Mr. Harris is not here. In fact nobody's here. I think it's a staff infection!'

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

"I forgot to call in dead."

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

'No, you don't have fever. You have to go to school.'

Go home and take your cold with you.

"It's your work. Are you still sick or what?"

"Walt won't be at work today - he's flipped on his back!"

'Mr. Breeding won't be in today - so you people at the office have fun.'

"It's not the flu. I got a very bad case of tired blood."

'If I work at home and I'm sick, do I have to go to the office?'

'Take ten days off work.'

'The good news is that we're going to name the disease after you.'