Sick Day Comic Fan Gifts

Throw up Thursday

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Early photobombing

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Suffering from Cooties?

"Too much concealer?"

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

Super Heroes.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

Superheroes Having a Drink

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Naked Mole Rat

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Cow of BEEF

Slugfest!

Gremlins 47

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

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