Sick Day Satirist Gifts

Looking for a creative way to appreciate the sick day satirist? Our collection features funny, clever products designed for those who find humor in downtime and witty observations on taking it easy. Perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh about the art of resting, our gifts range from playful mugs to humorous t-shirts, pillows, and prints. These thoughtful keepsakes are great for brightening up a sick day or just celebrating a laid-back lifestyle with a dash of satire.

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'Another sick note from your employer !'

'Another sick note from your employer !' mockup

'Another sick note from your employer !'

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"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land." mockup

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

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"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish." mockup

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

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"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday." mockup

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

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"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?" mockup

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

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'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.' mockup

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

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"He's never had a day off work through illness. He always stretches it to a week!"

"He's never had a day off work through illness. He always stretches it to a week!" mockup

"He's never had a day off work through illness. He always stretches it to a week!"

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'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.' mockup

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

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"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!" mockup

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

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'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'

'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.' mockup

'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'

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'Have you heard of the Phrase,'Survival of the fittest'?' 'Uh-ho!'

'Have you heard of the Phrase,'Survival of the fittest'?' 'Uh-ho!' mockup

'Have you heard of the Phrase,'Survival of the fittest'?' 'Uh-ho!'

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'He used to be my tiger, now he's nothing more than a skunk, a boar and a lying toad.'

'He used to be my tiger, now he's nothing more than a skunk, a boar and a lying toad.' mockup

'He used to be my tiger, now he's nothing more than a skunk, a boar and a lying toad.'

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"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today." mockup

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

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'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...' mockup

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

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"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."

"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend." mockup

"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."

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"I've lost my voice. Is it contagious?" mockup

"I've lost my voice. Is it contagious?"

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'So, are we going for a walk or what?' mockup

'So, are we going for a walk or what?'

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'I'm sorry, Mr. Harris is not here. In fact nobody's here. I think it's a staff infection!'

'I'm sorry, Mr. Harris is not here. In fact nobody's here. I think it's a staff infection!' mockup

'I'm sorry, Mr. Harris is not here. In fact nobody's here. I think it's a staff infection!'

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"I forgot to call in dead."

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"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!" mockup

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

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'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.' mockup

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

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'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.' mockup

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

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I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea! mockup

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

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Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing. mockup

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

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'Your absence is as expendable as your appendix, Merryweather!'

'Your absence is as expendable as your appendix, Merryweather!' mockup

'Your absence is as expendable as your appendix, Merryweather!'

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Go home and take your cold with you. mockup

Go home and take your cold with you.

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Cold Remedies

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'Take ten days off work.'

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"Walt won't be at work today - he's flipped on his back!"

"Walt won't be at work today - he's flipped on his back!" mockup

"Walt won't be at work today - he's flipped on his back!"

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'If I work at home and I'm sick, do I have to go to the office?'

'If I work at home and I'm sick, do I have to go to the office?' mockup

'If I work at home and I'm sick, do I have to go to the office?'

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"It's your work. Are you still sick or what?"

"It's your work. Are you still sick or what?" mockup

"It's your work. Are you still sick or what?"

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'Mr. Breeding won't be in today - so you people at the office have fun.'

'Mr. Breeding won't be in today - so you people at the office have fun.' mockup

'Mr. Breeding won't be in today - so you people at the office have fun.'

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"It's not the flu. I got a very bad case of tired blood."

"It's not the flu. I got a very bad case of tired blood." mockup

"It's not the flu. I got a very bad case of tired blood."

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'The good news is that we're going to name the disease after you.'

'The good news is that we're going to name the disease after you.' mockup

'The good news is that we're going to name the disease after you.'

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'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with some kind of bug.'

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with some kind of bug.' mockup

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with some kind of bug.'

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Sick Day Satirist Gifts Collection

Sick Day Satirist Mugs

Looking for more humorous gifts? Browse our collection of mugs featuring witty takes on lazy days and sick humor.

Sick Day Satirist Pillows

Add a touch of humor to your home with pillows that celebrate the art of relaxing with a grin.

Sick Day Satirist Prints

Decorate with prints that blend satire and art—perfect for anyone who enjoys witty visual commentary.

Sick Day Satirist T-Shirts

Find more creative and funny apparel designed for those who love humor and satire—perfect for casual wear or lounging at home.