Sick Day Humor Gifts

Searching for a lighthearted gift for someone who loves to turn a sick day into a humorous escape? Our collection of creative and witty items celebrates the joy of taking it easy, even when feeling under the weather. From funny mugs to quirky t-shirts, find the ideal way to cheer up anyone needing a little humor to combat their ailments.

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'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'

'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.' mockup

'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'

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-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg! mockup

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

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"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land." mockup

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

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"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish." mockup

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

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"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday." mockup

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

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"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?" mockup

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

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'Another sick note from your employer !'

'Another sick note from your employer !' mockup

'Another sick note from your employer !'

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'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.' mockup

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

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"He's never had a day off work through illness. He always stretches it to a week!"

"He's never had a day off work through illness. He always stretches it to a week!" mockup

"He's never had a day off work through illness. He always stretches it to a week!"

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'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.' mockup

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

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"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!" mockup

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

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'Have you heard of the Phrase,'Survival of the fittest'?' 'Uh-ho!'

'Have you heard of the Phrase,'Survival of the fittest'?' 'Uh-ho!' mockup

'Have you heard of the Phrase,'Survival of the fittest'?' 'Uh-ho!'

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'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...' mockup

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

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"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."

"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend." mockup

"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."

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"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today." mockup

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

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"I've lost my voice. Is it contagious?" mockup

"I've lost my voice. Is it contagious?"

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Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing. mockup

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

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I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea! mockup

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

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'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.' mockup

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

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"I forgot to call in dead."

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'I'm sorry, Mr. Harris is not here. In fact nobody's here. I think it's a staff infection!'

'I'm sorry, Mr. Harris is not here. In fact nobody's here. I think it's a staff infection!' mockup

'I'm sorry, Mr. Harris is not here. In fact nobody's here. I think it's a staff infection!'

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'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.' mockup

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

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Go home and take your cold with you. mockup

Go home and take your cold with you.

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'No, you don't have fever. You have to go to school.'

'No, you don't have fever. You have to go to school.' mockup

'No, you don't have fever. You have to go to school.'

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"Walt won't be at work today - he's flipped on his back!"

"Walt won't be at work today - he's flipped on his back!" mockup

"Walt won't be at work today - he's flipped on his back!"

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'If I work at home and I'm sick, do I have to go to the office?'

'If I work at home and I'm sick, do I have to go to the office?' mockup

'If I work at home and I'm sick, do I have to go to the office?'

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Cold Remedies

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"It's your work. Are you still sick or what?"

"It's your work. Are you still sick or what?" mockup

"It's your work. Are you still sick or what?"

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"It's not the flu. I got a very bad case of tired blood."

"It's not the flu. I got a very bad case of tired blood." mockup

"It's not the flu. I got a very bad case of tired blood."

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'Take ten days off work.'

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'Mr. Breeding won't be in today - so you people at the office have fun.'

'Mr. Breeding won't be in today - so you people at the office have fun.' mockup

'Mr. Breeding won't be in today - so you people at the office have fun.'

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'The good news is that we're going to name the disease after you.'

'The good news is that we're going to name the disease after you.' mockup

'The good news is that we're going to name the disease after you.'

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'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with some kind of bug.'

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with some kind of bug.' mockup

'I can't come to work today. I'm in bed with some kind of bug.'

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'Don't take this personally, Walter, but go home!'

'Don't take this personally, Walter, but go home!' mockup

'Don't take this personally, Walter, but go home!'

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"How am I supposed to enjoy being home sick if you keep bringing me my homework?"

"How am I supposed to enjoy being home sick if you keep bringing me my homework?" mockup

"How am I supposed to enjoy being home sick if you keep bringing me my homework?"

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Sick Day Humor Gifts Collection

Sick Day Humor Mugs

Discover more hilarious mugs perfect for celebrating the humor of sick days—find your favorite today!

Sick Day Humor Pillows

Check out our humorous pillows to add a touch of fun to your sick day lounging.

Sick Day Humor Prints

Browse our witty prints to decorate their healing space with humor and style.

Sick Day Humor T-Shirts

Explore our funny t-shirts that turn sick days into a punchline—perfect for cozy comfort and laughter.