Sick Day Survivor Pillows

'The good news is that we're going to name the disease after you.'

Center for Disease Control. This is a great place to work --- but calling in sick is almost trouble than it's worth.

Drugstore signs - 'really gross stuff...'

'Wow: The new man who's filling in for you is the best worker I've EVER seen...'

"I don't have a doctor's excuse for my absence, but here's a note from my cable company."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

'Another sick note from your employer !'

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

"He's never had a day off work through illness. He always stretches it to a week!"

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

'I discovered just as much work gets done when you're not there.'

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

'Have you heard of the Phrase,'Survival of the fittest'?' 'Uh-ho!'

'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."

"I've lost my voice. Is it contagious?"

"I forgot to call in dead."

"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..."

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

'I'm sorry, Mr. Harris is not here. In fact nobody's here. I think it's a staff infection!'

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.

'No, you don't have fever. You have to go to school.'

Go home and take your cold with you.

'Take ten days off work.'

"Walt won't be at work today - he's flipped on his back!"

'If I work at home and I'm sick, do I have to go to the office?'

"It's your work. Are you still sick or what?"