Sick Day Connoisseur Pillows

"Nigel Trubshaw won't be in work today, he's got lazy swine flu."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

Couch Potatoes

'Another sick note from your employer !'

"He's never had a day off work through illness. He always stretches it to a week!"

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

Our hero rounds the bases to the bathroom, refrigerator, cupboard and slides safely into home!

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."

'Tell the doctor that I'm too sick to see him.'

'Inactive wear'

'Have you heard of the Phrase,'Survival of the fittest'?' 'Uh-ho!'

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

"Fever, chills and dizziness. Sounds like you have a Math test at work today."

"I don't think I'm going to be in today, I got a bit wrecked at the weekend."

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

"Fetch? You fetch it - you're nearer to it than I am."

"I've lost my voice. Is it contagious?"

"I forgot to call in dead."

"Being a lazy slob is part of my identity. Keep on nagging and I'll report you to our diversity officer!"

"I think my couch potatoes have evolved."

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

I can't come in today. I haven't got chronic diarrhoea!

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

Sloth on a hammock.