Sick Note Connoisseur Pillows

"I'm sick and can't come to school today. Do you need a loaner?"

Baroque Peacock

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Scarpia's Palace

Golden age of music

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

"I compose using post it notes!"

Heaven

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

'I think he is a composer.'

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

Must be one of those underground bands.

Dolphin Music

Music Piracy

Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry

An obstacle course for musicians,

Making Music

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

'Think Big!'

A Break In Music

Ransom Note - We have your glasses

"Gracie, is this a love note? Who's Tyler?"

Antonio Vivaldi

'You take your radio more places than you take me.'

Grand Opera, "It's called grand opera because that's the price of the ticket"

'How come every time there's a big cricket match on, your granny wants you to take her to the doctor?' - 'Do you think she's faking it?'