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"I'm sick and can't come to school today. Do you need a loaner?"

Baroque Peacock

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Scarpia's Palace

Golden age of music

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

B.B. King

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

"I compose using post it notes!"

Dave Brubeck

Heaven

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

'I think he is a composer.'

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

Music Piracy

Dolphin Music

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

The Downside Of Being Superman, The Man Of Steel

Must be one of those underground bands.

Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry

An obstacle course for musicians,

Making Music

'I'm leaving the tribute Beatles to form tribute Wings!'

Musical notes F-A-C-E between lines on musical scale

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

A pinata filled with musical notes.

A Break In Music

'Think Big!'

Ransom Note - We have your glasses

'You take your radio more places than you take me.'

Antonio Vivaldi

"Gracie, is this a love note? Who's Tyler?"

Grand Opera, "It's called grand opera because that's the price of the ticket"