Notes Enthusiast T-Shirts

A pinata filled with musical notes.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

Golden age of music

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

"I compose using post it notes!"

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

Heaven

'I think he is a composer.'

Orchestra

When pedants take a break.

"Music has doubled my income..."

If-you're-happy-and-you-know-it hour.

Must be one of those underground bands.

Happy Student.

'You got sticky notes.'

Dolphin Music

"Tia Carmen, sticky notes on the fridge is so old-fashioned! Here...it's a digital recorder. You can tape all your notes on it."

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

The Downside Of Being Superman, The Man Of Steel

Trumpet

An obstacle course for musicians,

A street musician plays on a portable keyboard; a glass for tips sits in front of him.

It's so frustrating! They always stop acting evil the minute you start recording.

Making Music

Musical notes F-A-C-E between lines on musical scale

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

Vocal Masterclass

'Think Big!'

A Break In Music

Some people who watch reality shows take notes.

"Ukrainian legend V.N. Levev performs a flawless clean and jerk of Amy Lucas, world's most self-absorbed waitress."

French Horn Microphones

"...And that'll be the year they tied a yellow round the old oak tree."