Note-jumping Enthusiast T-Shirts

An obstacle course for musicians,

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

Musical genres

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

"I compose using post it notes!"

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"Suddenly I'm feeling paranoid about all the notes you're taking."

'I think he is a composer.'

When pedants take a break.

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

Happy Student.

"I have made some notes about last night's story, that I would like you to clarify."

'You got sticky notes.'

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

Dolphin Music

"Tia Carmen, sticky notes on the fridge is so old-fashioned! Here...it's a digital recorder. You can tape all your notes on it."

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

Trumpet

Must be one of those underground bands.

The Downside Of Being Superman, The Man Of Steel

Making Music

A street musician plays on a portable keyboard; a glass for tips sits in front of him.

Musical notes F-A-C-E between lines on musical scale

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

A pinata filled with musical notes.

A Break In Music

Vocal Masterclass

'Think Big!'

"What if I run out of sticky notes to remind myself to get more sticky notes???"

"It's a note from my mommy. She says I don't have to attend."

Some people who watch reality shows take notes.

Musician

French Horn Microphones