Note Juggler T-Shirts

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

Musician being buried in his own musical notes

Musician

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Wealth Juggler.

Brickie's Mate

'The numbers aren't working.'

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."

Pythagaros. Ancient Greece. Interesting, in ancient Greece they didn't have negative numbers. They sure do now!

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

'But the only way I can explain our derivatives and stock swaps is through interpretive dance!'

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

'I wish you wouldn't correct my grammar when you read my diary.'

'Your stock portfolio didn't lose one third of its value, Mr. Reynolds, it retained two thirds.'

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

"And make it quick. I need those numbers yesterday – before last night's lottery draw."

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

When fuzzy math's happens to sharp accountants

Doing Math in the 2020s

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

An obstacle course for musicians,

'Why Mr. Root, I had no idea you were not happy with your work here at crisis services!'

Janitor at a Music School

'Jack has two apples and three apples. That adds up to six.'

"Crunch the numbers to dust so I can tell the auditor that the answers are blowing in the wind."

'When you cook up a figure make it an odd number like £321.42, not £300.'

"Judging from your creative tax return, old dogs can learn new tricks."

"Earl is stuck on that note again. Give him a good kick."