Numbers Juggler T-Shirts

'That must stand for Very Annoying Tax.'

Blame me for all your income tax mistakes!

'Your stock portfolio didn't lose one third of its value, Mr. Reynolds, it retained two thirds.'

"And make it quick. I need those numbers yesterday – before last night's lottery draw."

"Do we have a plan 'B'?"

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

Football

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

Wealth Juggler.

A woman watches football on her computer.

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

The Communicator

Overworked

'The numbers aren't working.'

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

Too Much Plastic.

Washing Up Liquidity.

'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!'

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'But the only way I can explain our derivatives and stock swaps is through interpretive dance!'

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

"Follow up appointment... the doctor will be retired by then."

'Call me back - the old trout's on the other line.'

"I'm combing our finances for all the disposable income I keep reading we have."

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"Can't do 3 p.m. — I'm scheduled for a migraine."

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

'Take a message...'