Numbers Juggler Gifts

'That must stand for Very Annoying Tax.'

Blame me for all your income tax mistakes!

News. Economic Report. I don't think the economy is growing --- I think everything else is shrinking.

'Your stock portfolio didn't lose one third of its value, Mr. Reynolds, it retained two thirds.'

"And make it quick. I need those numbers yesterday – before last night's lottery draw."

"Do we have a plan 'B'?"

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

Football

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

Wealth Juggler.

A woman watches football on her computer.

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

The Communicator

Overworked

'The numbers aren't working.'

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

Too Much Plastic.

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

Washing Up Liquidity.

Pythagaros. Ancient Greece. Interesting, in ancient Greece they didn't have negative numbers. They sure do now!

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!'

'But the only way I can explain our derivatives and stock swaps is through interpretive dance!'

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

"Follow up appointment... the doctor will be retired by then."

"I'm combing our finances for all the disposable income I keep reading we have."

'Call me back - the old trout's on the other line.'

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

'Take a message...'