Multiplicity Juggler Gifts

Jeff goes through a breakup with a multiple personality patient.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Children's Parties

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

Wealth Juggler.

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'The numbers aren't working.'

'Now this is a fabulous strategy that has worked flawlessly every year, except for those when it failed miserably.'

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

"Scale" is a versatile word. We can scale rocks. Fish have scales. I love to catch and eat fish. There are music scales. We all enjoy music. Don't forget the bathroom scale. Sadly, when I step on one of those I'm reminded of the Richter Scale numbers recorded when I'm walking.

'Those? Oh, they're nothing serious, they're just rumor trembles.'

Washing Up Liquidity.

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

Too Much Plastic.

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

Pythagaros. Ancient Greece. Interesting, in ancient Greece they didn't have negative numbers. They sure do now!

'Every time I break one of my investment rules, I put $10 in the mistake jar. As of today, it's worth more than my portfolio.'

'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!'

'But the only way I can explain our derivatives and stock swaps is through interpretive dance!'

"I'm combing our finances for all the disposable income I keep reading we have."

A Man mixing up his sports.

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

'I've fallen and I can't get up.'

Stock Market.

'Your stock portfolio didn't lose one third of its value, Mr. Reynolds, it retained two thirds.'

Funky Chef 1

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"