Number Jugglers Gifts

Corporate Accounting Dept. 5 2 7 8. Investors will be interested in this. We're going to release the numbers today.

IRSSSSSSS

'When you cook up a figure make it an odd number like £321.42, not £300.'

Doing Math in the 2020s

Children's Parties

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

Wealth Juggler.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"Honey! We're home!"

I've decided to run for office so I can spend more time away from my family.

'The numbers aren't working.'

Family Home.

'Hi, honey?we're home!'

The boss and her baby

'I kinda did.'

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

Washing Up Liquidity.

'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!'

Pythagaros. Ancient Greece. Interesting, in ancient Greece they didn't have negative numbers. They sure do now!

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'But the only way I can explain our derivatives and stock swaps is through interpretive dance!'

"I'm combing our finances for all the disposable income I keep reading we have."