Number Juggling Champion Gifts

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Balancing work and family

"I had to skip my workout."

Hassled Mother.

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Juggler and Illusionist

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Wealth Juggler.

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

Circus

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

No juggling allowed.

Bear Juggling Penguins.

I Heart Juggling

Woman Juggling Emojis

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

'The numbers aren't working.'

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

Having It All

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

The Juggler vein.

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'