Juggling Act Champion Gifts

'You mean you are just now discovering multi-tasking?'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"The meeting will come to order."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Juggler and Illusionist

Hassled Mother.

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

Circus

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

No juggling allowed.

Bear Juggling Penguins.

I Heart Juggling

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

'Of course I put the children first! Look how much I pay their nanny.'

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

The Juggler vein.

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

"I think we're losing 'em."

Man juggling apple core.

'Oh, no! The poltergeist has taken up juggling.'

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'