Task Juggle Champion Gifts

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

Children's Parties

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Can do...No can do

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

Deadline

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

Jason and the Aga notes,

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

Overworked

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

In and Out Trays

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

Multitasking

Accounting: In/Ouch

Doo inc..can and no can.

Desk bins: Pretend it's not here, Hope it goes away, Delegate it.

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

In Tray, Out Tray and Not My Job Tray

Getting things done.

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

Office Woman

Desk bins: 'Action' 'Action-Worthy' 'Action-ific'... 'Actually Done' (Nothing).

"I'll leave that with you then."

A Man mixing up his sports.

Juggler entertaining a circus troupe at traffic lights.

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

"Have you read this report? Staff are spending 60% of their time on admin!"

Desk trays: In House and Outsource.