Juggling Champions Gifts

'After you finish the dishes, we can start those three work projects, try to meet new husbands, haven even more children, torture ourselves for our inadequacy...and then relax.'

Children's Parties

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Food deliverer's baby.

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Hassled Mother.

Juggler and Illusionist

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Circus

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

I Heart Juggling

Woman Juggling Emojis

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

No juggling allowed.

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

Having It All

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

The Juggler vein.