Juggling Superstar Gifts

Sorry, still got my 'raising kids' head on...

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Looks like another day in which. . . I have to run the world, the country, the business and the household!!!

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"The meeting will come to order."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Balancing work and family

"I had to skip my workout."

Food deliverer's baby.

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Juggler and Illusionist

Hassled Mother.

Creative entrepreneur at work

I drive, therefore I am.

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Circus

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Work Life Balance

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

'Still having trouble finding day care?'