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'You mean you are just now discovering multi-tasking?'

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

Children's Parties

"The meeting will come to order."

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Hassled Mother.

Juggler and Illusionist

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

Circus

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

No juggling allowed.

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

I Heart Juggling

'Of course I put the children first! Look how much I pay their nanny.'

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

"Just give me the truth, Doc...I can tell when you're trying to humor me."

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

"These days I do a little sub-editing on the side too!"

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

The Juggler vein.

Inbox and Outbox

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

"I think we're losing 'em."

Man juggling apple core.

'Oh, no! The poltergeist has taken up juggling.'