Number Jugglers Pillows

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'When you cook up a figure make it an odd number like £321.42, not £300.'

Doing Math in the 2020s

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

Wealth Juggler.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"Honey! We're home!"

'The numbers aren't working.'

Family Home.

'Hi, honey?we're home!'

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

The boss and her baby

Washing Up Liquidity.

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!'

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'But the only way I can explain our derivatives and stock swaps is through interpretive dance!'

"I'm combing our finances for all the disposable income I keep reading we have."

'But, sweetheart, it's only for three hours. Just say you're bringing him in for loitering.'

Walk dog, brush your teeth.

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.