Note Juggler Gifts

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

Musician being buried in his own musical notes

Musician

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Wealth Juggler.

Brickie's Mate

'The numbers aren't working.'

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

'But the only way I can explain our derivatives and stock swaps is through interpretive dance!'

'I wish you wouldn't correct my grammar when you read my diary.'

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"And make it quick. I need those numbers yesterday – before last night's lottery draw."

'Your stock portfolio didn't lose one third of its value, Mr. Reynolds, it retained two thirds.'

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but statistics show that 43% of 456 people covering 56% of the total demographic were 67% sure that we're really a lot of fun!"

When fuzzy math's happens to sharp accountants

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

Doing Math in the 2020s

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

An obstacle course for musicians,

Janitor at a Music School

'Why Mr. Root, I had no idea you were not happy with your work here at crisis services!'

"Judging from your creative tax return, old dogs can learn new tricks."

Math Department Janitor

'Jack has two apples and three apples. That adds up to six.'

'When you cook up a figure make it an odd number like £321.42, not £300.'

"Do we have a plan 'B'?"

'Now, using a little accounting magic on your tax return, one and one equals three.'

Remember, Art, statistics, credits and debits are in the eye of the manipulator.