Elegant Note Juggler Gifts

Music Tightrope

Travelling

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

Washing Up Liquidity.

Too Much Plastic.

"Hey—no cheating!"

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

Research continues to discover if the inability to balance a checkbook is genetic.

'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!'

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

"I'm combing our finances for all the disposable income I keep reading we have."

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

An obstacle course for musicians,

Recession tips & taxes

'Your refund? — oh, we spent that money MONTHS ago!'

"If we have any sweet,darling, we can't afford any condoms!"

Love note discovered by teacher

"My salary is struggling to keep pace with the empty bottomless pit of my greed."

Why men hate shopping.

'The dollar fell against all major currencies this morning, and then, while getting up, bumped its head, REALLY HARD, on some sort of coffee table. I'm afraid that's all we have right now. Stay tuned for further updates.'

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."

Man in a business suit balancing unsteadily on Euro currency in a circus ring

'I think I've got tax-bracket claustrophobia.'

'Just when I can make ends meet, you move the ends.'

Keep/Balance

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