Musical Note Juggler Gifts

Beethoven's last.

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Brickie's Mate

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

One-man band rehearsal.

Musical Note Nail

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."

Bass Clef

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

'Your stock portfolio didn't lose one third of its value, Mr. Reynolds, it retained two thirds.'

"And make it quick. I need those numbers yesterday – before last night's lottery draw."

Boxing with your harp

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'

Richard Wagner

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An obstacle course for musicians,

Musical notes F-A-C-E between lines on musical scale

"Do we have a plan 'B'?"

Musician

Blame me for all your income tax mistakes!

Music Tightrope

I may not have made any sales this quarter but I also haven't prevented and sales.

News. Economic Report. I don't think the economy is growing --- I think everything else is shrinking.

'Sex, drugs, rock and roll and running.'

Chromatic Scale

'That must stand for Very Annoying Tax.'

A conductor bows while a one-man-band sits, exhausted.

Cell players has the music score on top of the cello.

One man band

Busker with Multiple Personality Disorder

Raining letters

Musician being buried in his own musical notes