Tone Juggler Gifts

Chromatic Scale

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

Juggler and Illusionist

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

Circus

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

Overworked

The Communicator

I Heart Juggling

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

Wha about trying another antivirus?

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

W.C. Fields

"Scale" is a versatile word. We can scale rocks. Fish have scales. I love to catch and eat fish. There are music scales. We all enjoy music. Don't forget the bathroom scale. Sadly, when I step on one of those I'm reminded of the Richter Scale numbers recorded when I'm walking.

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

Have Horns Venn

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

Mystery and suspense at the library.

Armless chainsaw juggler.