Tone Juggler Gifts

Chromatic Scale

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Juggler and Illusionist

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

Circus

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

I Heart Juggling

Overworked

The Communicator

People chasing a street performer to give money.

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

Wha about trying another antivirus?

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

Have Horns Venn

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

Mystery and suspense at the library.

Armless chainsaw juggler.

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.