Musical Note Aficionado Pillows

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Fossil record player.

Bryan Ferry

Woman crying with happiness.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Elevator Music

Violin Practise

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Glyndebourne

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

Boombox

Sir Edward Elgar