Music Note Aficionado Pillows

"Ye gods! Not another tedious and derivative top ten single!"

Anna Calvi

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Elvis Presley

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

Bryan Ferry

Eric Clapton.

Fossil record player.

Woman crying with happiness.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Violin Practise

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Kultural K9's.

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Jimi Hendrix.

Elevator Music

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Glyndebourne

Ray Davies

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'